Yeah. I know. I have no idea.Whatever.
I was trying to think of a title and my husband came in and told me he was going surfing. However it is Most Awesome October! The moon kind of snuck up on me this month. But it's Bitchin!
At least three times to say she was gonna kill Middlest but so far she hasn't kicked her out.
Middlest celebrated by bringing home a flea ridden kitten she found at the bus stop. This is almost a pre-requisite to living at Biggests' house but I don't think she was expecting it. I'm not going to remind her that once the kitty litter makes it through the front door you are committed. Not to the cat. To the sister. Although she should know this because every time she wants to kill DecentGuy and move home, I ask what she is going to do with all those animals. He owes me big time for keeping his marriage intact. Oh wait. He's putting up with TWO of my daughters. hee hee.
Yeah. I know. How did he fall for this idea? Whatever was he thinking?
Maybe he should take up surfing with the SeaMonkey. Excellent place to hide. Anyway....
Littlest has been kicking butts left and right and getting stripes on her belt at Jiu Jitsu (Pardon me) BRAZILIAN JIU JITSU because apparently the world will end if you don't differentiate between the different types. She is not kicking butt in school which may mean she will be kicking her own butt which will be firmly planted on the GROUND. At Home. For quite some time if she doesn't get past worrying about breaking up with the poor boy she's been going out with and focus on school. The weekend of her birthday she came up and asked if she could go to the movies with ----. I said, 'yes' and she said she wasn't sure and I said, "You are 16 years old. GO On A Date and Have Some Fun." So she did but now he doesn't know enough about BRAZILIAN Jiu Jitsu and she doesn't know enough about playing guitar and apparently this is grounds for dating annulment.
She keeps following me around asking, "How do you break up with a boy?"
I told her I have no idea. I honestly can't remember. She would not let up and I told her to ask her dad. After all, he's a boy. He asked what was going on and I said, "Would you please tell her how to break up with someone?" To which he helpfully called out,
"I used to just tell them I was dating another girl but I don't know if you want to try that one!"
Yeah. I know : ) What a great idea. Whatever would I do without him? He So deserves to go surfing.
Octubular Moon Music
UPDATE! Littlest informed me at dinner that she was giving the boy another chance because he started working out. He said he was tired of his girlfriend being stronger than him. Apparently this is cute. ; )
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