On with the show!....did I ever tell you my husband played the trombone in high school......??
Overheard In The Hall.
Littlest: Cupcake is missing!!
(Several days ago. Still haven't found her. 2 lb. hamster. Teeth like a beaver. Cats all seem to have limbs still intact.)
Overheard floating down the stairs:
Overheard in the kitchen
[Biggest, Middlest and Myself.]
Me: Look, I got a crock pot!
Big: You did? We need a crock pot.
Me: Yep, I looked around at all the things we were spending money on, puppies, stuff for puppies, your dad keeps buying things and then I thought of all the things I haven't bought that I would like but didn't want to spend money on because they weren't necessary. So the other night I told your dad, I think I'm going to buy a crock pot and he mumbled, I don't want to talk about crock pots right now I'm going to sleep.
So I said.....Ok.
And the next day I went and bought a crock pot.
Mid: We need tampons. Mom didn't buy tampons. She asked me a few weeks ago and I said no, I have enough but I will need more later. Now I don't have tampons.
Me: You didn't tell me it was later.
Big: [to Mid] You have a crock pot!
Mid: Yeah, we have crock pots, puppies and powdered donuts.... but we Don't Have Tampons!!!!
[ Not high on my priority list of things to remember anymore these days. Diet Soda, Cookies, Donuts...yes, Tampons, No. Anyone else noticing a pattern here?]
I don't have a lot of recipes for crock pots. Does anyone know how they work with Hamburger Helper?
How bored were my daughters the other day? Littlest took a perilous journey into a closet I haven't seen the back of in 5 years and found treasure.
Overheard In The Living Room.
[ I had only 2 hours of sleep ( between the hot flashes, peeing and in this case puppy too it was futile..anyway) and was "resting my eyes". I thought I was dreaming.]
Lit: No, you can't use them. I'm doing it.
Mid: I want to do it too.
Lit: You won't do it right.
Mid: I can do what I want.
Lit: You have to be able to make something with wings.
You can't. All you can make are the ones that look like square buildings.
Mid: So, I want to make a building.
Lit: No. They belong to me. It has to be a spacecraft! Those are the rules!
Mid: I'm making a building.
Mid: With Wings.
What were they doing?
Why what you would imagine any Average Normal Typical Girls who are soon approaching 15 and 17 years of age would be doing on a summer afternoon......
Playing with Lego's.
Did you know Littlest can draw too? Her art has a way of appearing in odd places...and being odd....
Littlest drew this. I know what it is...not because I actually want to but...anyway...
I don't think they normally wear a fez but , What is it? Who can tell me? You are a Rock Star in the Kingdom of Weirdom if you know.
I live in the all female version of this, let me know how I look. I'll be basking......
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