My father in law is doing alright.
It's still July...and if you've been around here long enough you know how I feel about that...but why not make the best of it.
I'm still a little scattered and, quite honestly, I'm so unfocused I accidentally drank dish soap the other day, so I haven't actually come up with a legitimate post. But I did find myself composing a lovely little song in the kitchen and wanted to share it so that you could enjoy it too.
A Summer Anthem For Moms
Sing to the tune of "
bang on the drum all day" -mostly, The chorus fits well. On the rest of it, I got tired of trying to make it fit exactly into the meter for every verse on that song..it's ridiculous..so I just wing it ; )
I... don't want to cook
i want to snack on choc-late all day
I can't stand the heat
So I'm getting outta the kitchen-Ok?
Ever since the summer weather, has taken over here
i avoid the kitchen with an all consuming fear
I'll stay beneath the ac vents, til the thermometer dips
Who needs a heavy meal, why can't we all just eat a bag of chips?
Cause,
I don't want to cook
i want to snack on choc-late all day
I can't stand the heat
So I'm getting outta the kitchen-Ok?
They don't want a fresh salad, they just want me to stay
Beside a hot oven? It's ninety five degrees today!
They want lasagna and broiled chicken with veggies
I have Hotstoveinsummeritis and I swear that is a real disease!
Cause,
I don't want to cook
i want to snack on choc-late all day
I can't stand the heat
So I'm getting outta the kitchen-Ok?......
Most effective when beating on pots and pans while singing.
Serve to your family with take out ; )
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