Wednesday, November 21, 2012
It Just Isn't a Holiday Without Bad Poetry
So I dug into my archives from 2009 to reproduce this gem originallly entitled:
So I Missed My Calling (As a Greeting Card Writer)
May your turkey be tender
Your stuffing just right.
The corn mellow yellow
And your cranberries ripe.
May your blessings be numbered
That when you behold
How many you've Thanked for
Your food has gone cold.
Mom of the Perpetually Grounded
Inflicting bad poetry on others since around 1979
( when she was usually grounded )
Have A Happy Thanksgiving!
Now does anyone know the measurements to make green bean casserole? Because the worst has happened and the recipe is not on the cans for the green beans, mushroom soup or onions.
Yes. I'm serious.
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