Saturday, April 7, 2012

Works For Me

Biggest called.

She said:  Guess what I'm getting? I'm getting a Pig!

I said:  ok.....What Are You Going To Do With A PiG!~Where Are You Going To Put It!

DecentGuys mom just moved to a house on four acres and she said I could have a pig. It will stay there and we can visit it on the weekends.

Like Emmets Pig, I asked ? ( A childhood favorite of all my daughters)

Yes, she giggled, like Emmets Pig.

Are you going to name it King Biggest?

No, I'm going to name it Lulu Bell.

Works for me.


I woke up at five thirty in the morning and as I came down the hall Middlest stumbled out of her room half asleep. Her blanket thrown over her pajamas her hair disheveled. She stopped and and looked at me and then proclaimed, I found proof of the existence of God. To my also half asleep stare she continued, Raccoons. I didn't say anything so she went on. Animals, there eyes glow when head lights hit them at night and you know they're there and won't hit them. There is no reason I've heard of in evolution for them to have developed that. They don't need it nature. There haven't always been headlights. The only reason for that to happen is that something new they would need it.

I said: ok.

Works for me.



I'm on the back porch.

Littlest comes out and begins to juggle oranges while singing show tunes at the top of her voice.

Look, she announced! I just figured out I how to juggle oranges, but I have to be singing Memory from Cats or I can't do it. And I can only do two at a time. She proceeds loudly with oranges occasionally flying out and bouncing on the deck.

Below I hear the sound of scraping. Our new next door neighbors are cleaning up leaves within a close enough distance to enjoy the show.

I guess they had to find out about us sooner or later.

Later the dog brought me the new ball he found.

Worked for him.

As for me, I almost didn't notice because I have been extremely busy at work...and going on rants....and hating on bushes.....

I guess this time around the moon is on me.



Exceptional Moon Music




Oh! And someone found my blog by searching  'Last Brain Cell.'

My life is complete.


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22 comments:

  1. I don't even want to think about pigs. My Son has a feral pig that he rescued after the mother was killed. What the heck is he going to do when it gets BIG?

    Happy Easter!

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    1. Sounds like we raised some like minded soft hearts : )

      A Happy and Blessed Easter to you!

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  2. Someone once found my blog by searching "kill naughty school girl". Just saying.

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  3. Pigs - cute when they're babies (like most animals and even humans) but painful when they grow up. Good luck with that one.
    I don't want to even consider what people search for when they end up on my blog

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    1. She says she's going to get one of the tiny teacup variety. Then she can carry it around in a little pink case like celebrities do with chihuahua's ; )

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  4. You're fun, which works for me. :)

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  5. How can I not just laugh all the way through this post at the silliness? You're too much!

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  6. I'm thinking I'd like to check out Pinterest and I remember you saying that you had checked it out. Is it bad manners to ask you to invite me? It probably is but I'm still asking :-) I'm not sure how it works or what I need to do. You can email me inspiration2dream@gmail.com if you need me to do anything or to tell me to find another 'friend' to invite me.

    Cheers, Fi

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  7. Are pigs a new fad? My son has been bothering me for months about getting a pig. He wants a potbellied pig...or a teacup pig. He doesn't care which. He is driving me crazy with the pig-bothering stuff.

    I laughed out loud at the image of littlest juggling while singing "Memories"...

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    1. It might be, but she cas been collecting animals from way back. Today she called talking about micro mini pigs of some sort!

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  8. This was fun to read. It was like the opening sequence of a slightly odd movie. ;)

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    1. Ha! My life pretty much is an odd movie...and sometimes a bad one ; )

      Just for reference: My daughters sometimes pretend they are in an Indie film. That's always fun.

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  9. OMG, your daughters should TOTALLY write an indie film.

    It's so nice that you don't have dull children.

    I don't get it about the neighbours and the leaves.

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    1. Maybe they will one day : )
      I'm fixing that part because it wasn't very clear!

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  10. I'm delighted about the pig! I love pigs! I almost got a pot bellied pig named Delilah! She was quite beautiful and very personable. You little needs to juggle with 3 or it doesn't count.

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    1. I have to admit I looked them up and they were pretty darn cute.
      And I know! I told her that too but at least only two oranges were harmed in the making of this story ; )

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  11. I have always wanted a pig. The teacup ones are really expensive I heard. I have never really looked. We just got a puppy and he is a LOT of work so I will hold off on it for now.

    Great story!

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    1. I think they are expensive. She actually found a pig rescue! She is looking into that because she is a 'rescue it' kind of chick. Her little house is chock full of critters : )

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  12. Oh my a pig!!!!! LOL I wanted a monkey when i was a kid. Smh. Was your daughter sleep walking?

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